Monthly Archives: March 2008

I’m Addicted to Crappy Electropop: Ladytron’s ‘Black Cat’, NIN Remix, and Soulwax Edit

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Oh what? Ladytron is good? Am I actually saying that? And not because of the novelty surrounding the Party Monster track that they did? Yes. Yes I am. And I’m ready to admit it. I know, I can’t believe it either. Maybe its just me. And maybe they aren’t really as good as I feel like they are at the moment, because lately I’ve had several shocking realizations that lead to one conclusion: I’m totally into what I would’ve probably written off as crappy electro-pop in the past. (i.e. Hot Chip, Datarock, Soulwax…)

 

Ladytron - SeventeenLadytron - Seventeen

 

I know, it’s difficult for some of us to come to terms with but I’m fully comfortable admitting the fact that I kinda really dig this stuff. Here’s a test: see if you can’t listen to this new track and think otherwise:
Ladytron - Black Cat

 

Still disagree with me? Fine, try this:
Nine Inch Nails - The Beginning of the End (Ladytron Remix)

 

How about now? Last chance:
Ladytron - Seventeen (Soulwax Remix)

 

If you’ve really listened to all three tracks and you’re still sitting in your stupid computer chair saying shit like “dude Ladytron totally sucks…” I’ve decided that you are no fun and I don’t want to hang out with you, ever, so don’t ask. I feel bad for your girlfriend/boyfriend/mom, because someone they care about is so god damned boring. Someday I might give you a chance to redeem yourself, at which point you should probably do backwards somersaults in pursuit of my acceptance.

 

(but srsly guys, thanks to the missingtoof blog post for the tip off and the inspiration. if you don’t read it, ever, you should cause sometimes i just try to find creative ways to repost what they’ve already said. coughlikerightnowcough. at least i admit it!)


How do I love thee, Bad Brains? Let me count the ways…

Bad Brains Build A Nation
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My 29 dollars can reach, when feeling in my wallet
For my Washington Mutual Master Card.
I love thee to the level of not one or two
But three 7 inches on colored vinyl produced, by MCA of the Beastie Boys.
I love thee, oh Build A Nation 7 inch boxed set, as I wait by the mailbox;
I love thee, oh fourth record, for you are a picture disc,
And somewhere within you lies a bonus track.

 

You get the point. Now go pay for it and get stoked. (Release date: April 1st)

 

Now here’s a real gay youtube video of Bad Brains’ ‘Pay To Cum’ synced up with Leonard Nimoy’s ‘Bilbo Baggins.’ Bet you didn’t know Spock had a record did you?

 


Road Trip Music For Babies

 

I suggest that you somehow obtain these 10 tracks (7 of which are provided by yours truly) and burn them onto a CD/put the playlist on your ipod just in case you ever have to drive anywhere for more than an hour with a child under 3 years old. Nevermind some of the inappropriate lyrics because the kid won’t know the difference and your only alternative is to have the soul annoyed out of you. I wish someone would’ve given me a heads up before this weekend, but I had to figure it out for myself. You’ve been warned. Also, I’m aware of what a total disaster this track list would be if it were meant for someone who had any idea what was on it, but it isn’t for you–it’s for your sanity.

 

The Postal Service - Such Great Heights
Bjork - Hyperballad
Iron & Wine - Muddy Hymnal
The Velvet Underground & Nico - Heroin
Goldfrapp - Strict Machine
Sparrow House - When I Am Gone
Danger Mouse & Jay-Z - What More Can I Say?
CAN - Deadlock
Radiohead - Street Spirit (Fade Out)
(MP3) Songs:ohia - Farewell Transmission


Emo is the new mod.

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I’ve had about enough of this. If you follow the news at all or find yourself on the internet for more than an hour a day you’ve undoubtedly read stories about the recent “emo bashing” going on in Mexico. Rollingstone.com reports, “The anti-emo movement has propagated from message boards and social-network sites led by youths who dislike “the emo look and attitude.”” I need to voice a grievance about the way this topic is being discussed. I seem to have missed a major linguistic shift–when did ‘emo’ become a noun, and since when is it ok to call kids who listen to emo “emos”? Does ANYONE outside the media REALLY refer to them like that? Is it the result of a way-too-literal translation from the term for “emo kids” in Spanish? All I have to go on is my high school aged brother, who doesn’t call them “emos”. But he seems to be the only one.

emo-fashionThe LA Times is doing it. (an excerpt from the LAtimes.com article about the recent violence against EMO KIDS in Mexico: “Against a backdrop of music by the Cure, the Doors and Manu Chao, representatives of the various youth strains, including one devoted to “Saint Death,” urged their brethren to open their minds and hearts, to respect, to let be.” Saint Death? Brethren?)

TIME Magazine Online is doing it (But the article they published, Mexico’s Emo-Bashing Problem, is actually pretty good. It’s just weird to read a sentence like, “The emo population”)
SFBG Music Blog is on the band wagon (in the same article that asks, “Yikes, what did My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy ever do to these haters? OK, yeah, I know… but still, why can’t kids just get along?”)

But thank the gods of the internet for giving me ONE… I repeat ONE saving grace: On exclaim.ca this issue is covered by a one Brock Thiessen, who doesn’t reference My Chemical Romance. Taken from the article, “Mexico Declares War On Emo” (not war on EMOS, thank you very much:

Chances are if you aren’t emo, you hate emo. But you likely don’t hate this straight-haired, massacre-lined subculture as much as the Mexicans do. In recent weeks, a wave of emo bashings has swept across Mexico, several news agencies have reported, fuelled by punks, rockabillies, goths, metalheads and basically anyone who’s not emo.

Don’t get pissed and don’t claim that I’m “insensitive in such a grave situation” because I haven’t told you the first thing about my thoughts on it. Yet. Here goes: It’s almost as ridiculous as the mods vs. rockers issue, but I feel like even that involved more socio-economic controversy. This is just a petty distaste that has turned into a world-wide social event by angry, ignorant, and aggressive children. Yes I think it would’ve been fucking terrifying for the little 15 year-old me to have to be afraid of getting killed while walking down the street, just cause of the subculture with which she identified but the fact of the matter is that THESE KIDS ARE NOT LISTENING TO EMO. Emo USED to include bands like Mineral, Rites of Spring, and Sunny Day Real Estate–now it’s fucking My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy? And when did a skull and crossbones become an “emo” symbol? Hot Topic used to be for the wannabe goths and store-bought punks. Now it’s the emo super-store? It seems like the articles that reference those shitty bands only identify the subculture with the manner of dress. It also seems like the kids doing the ass-beating and the kids whose asses are getting beaten don’t know the first thing about the sub-culture they may end up dying for.


Andrew Bird’s Soldier On EP is Now Available in the US

Andrew Bird’s Soldier On E.P. is now available to fans in the US. The 8-track E.P. was originally a limited release (November 2007), to be sold only on Bird’s 2007 European tour. It includes a cover of Bob Dylan’s ‘Oh Sister’, an early version of Armchair Apocrypha’s ‘Heretics,’ as well as some stuff we have not yet heard from the Bird. My consensus: I love it. Andrew Bird is a singing, whistling, violin-playing angel. Then again, I planned to love it, so my opinion, in this case, might be too biased for you. Bummer. In case brevity isn’t your thing: cokemachineglow posted extremely long-winded review.
Andrew Bird Soldier On
If you can read French or you know how to get google to translate a page into English, you can order Soldier On via snail mail from Fargo Records.
Otherwise you have to download it (see itunes, rhapsody, etc.) Care for a preview? Push play:

 

Andrew Bird - Sic Of Elephants
Andrew Bird - Oh, Sister (Bob Dylan Cover)


Band To Watch: Some Days

Some Days at Que Sera

Some Days have their work cut out for them–the 3 piece line-up consists of ex and current members of FM Bats, The Babes, Grand Elegance, Jail Weddings, The Clamour, More, and Methadone Kitty & The Daily Dose–which is definitely a resume worth bragging about. But the trio does not disappoint. ‘Laundrette Demo’ sounds like Family Fodder with, like, a dub-reggae twist that kind of reminds me of The Clash or something, only, if they used a harmonica. It’s a really interesting mix of elements. They’ve got these stripped down beats that (on the song ‘First Time’) kinda sound like ‘Billie Jean’ and Ian Svenonius (the Make-Up, Nation of Ulysses, Weird War) (yes, I was referring to the Michael Jackson ‘Billie Jean’).

Some Days play tonight in downtown L.A. at La Cita’s Punky Reggae Party, but considering the fact that it’s already 10:00 I don’t expect that you’ll have enough time to catch the show. But fear not, readers. Fear not. More chances to catch Some Days in action are on the horizon. In the interest of convenience I’ve posted 2 upcoming dates and 2 MP3’s, but check the Some Days myspace page for more of both.

April 19th 2008 @ 13 Art Gallery
with Crazy Joe Davola, Liberate! and Party Fowl
April 20th 2008 @ Que Sera
with Tijuana Panthers

(MP3) Laundrette Demo
(MP3) River Ran Red
(MP3) Family Fodder - Shame
(Link) The Make-Up - Grey Motorcycle


Teenage Jesus and The Jerks Schedule 2 NYC Shows

 

No Wave Book Cover

 

Legendary no-wavers Teenage Jesus & the Jerks have scheduled 2 concerts at the [New York] Knitting Factory in June. The lineup will include miss Lydia Lunch, Jim Sclavunos (Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds), and an “unnamed” bass player. The band’s reunion was prompted by and deliberately coincides with the release of a book about the no wave scene, (appropriately) titled No Wave: Post-Punk. Underground. New York. 1976-1980. No Wave contains 150 (mostly) previously unpublished images and its text comes was extracted from hundreds of hours of personal interviews by none other than Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth, Mix Tape) and Byron Coley (Forced Exposure, Spin).

 

 

**intro by Lydia Lunch. The first edition hits shelves in May of 2008, but you can pre-order it here.